Sales pitch

A plot for the Russian gaming industry. Don’t thank me:

In 2016, a Russian VDV serviceman NO NO NO HE WAS ON VACATION AND QUIT THE ARMY IN DECEMBER is fatally wounded, falling into a coma to wake up in the year 2030, where an Ukrainian Nazi Reich has emerged victorious and forced Russia to surrender thanks to its mastery of ancient Carpathian molfar technomagic (really ancient Russian Orthodox technomagic stolen by the Nazi Banderites), and the surviving members of the Donbass People’s Militia were hunted down and captured. He then comes into contact with the surviving Novorossiyan resistance (hiding inside a colossal Bandera statue in Kyiv) and proceeds to wreak havoc and vengeance on the Russophobic Ukrainian Banderite Nazis.

An actual in-game screenshot.

This will sell like hotcakes.

Sales pitch

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